My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
— Jack Benny
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
Marriages are made in heaven
and consummated on Earth.
— John Lyly
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
— Louis K. Anspacher
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
— Groucho Marx